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Travel in a sailboat
|The banker fell overboard from a friend's sailboat.
The friend grabbed a life preserver, held it up, not knowing if the banker could swim, and shouted, "Can you float alone?"
"Obviously," the banker replied, "but this is a heck of a time to talk business."
The friend grabbed a life preserver, held it up, not knowing if the banker could swim, and shouted, "Can you float alone?"
"Obviously," the banker replied, "but this is a heck of a time to talk business."
Brain or muscles?
The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could outdo anyone in a feat of strength. He made a special case of making fun of one of the older workmen. After several minutes, the older worker had had enough."Why don't you put your money where your mouth is," he said. "I will bet a week's wages that I can haul something in a wheelbarrow over to that outbuilding that you won't be able to wheel back.""You're on, old man," the braggart replied. "Let's see what you got."The old man reached out and grabbed the wheelbarrow by the handles. Then, nodding to the young man, he said, "All right. Get in."
Several years ago we had an intern who w...
Several years ago we had an intern who was none too swift. One day he was typing and turned to a secretary and said, "Im almost out of typing paper. What do I do?" "Just use copier machine paper," she told him. With that, the intern took his last remaining blank piece of paper, put it on the photocopier and proceeded to make five blank copies.
Extra Skills
"So tell me, Mrs. Smith," asked the interviewer, "have you any other skills
you think might be worth mentioning?"
"Actually, yes," said the applicant modestly. "Last year I had two short
stories published in national magazines, and I finished my novel."
"Very impressive," he commented, "but I was thinking of skills you could
apply during office hours."
Mrs. Smith explained brightly, "Oh, that was during office hours."
you think might be worth mentioning?"
"Actually, yes," said the applicant modestly. "Last year I had two short
stories published in national magazines, and I finished my novel."
"Very impressive," he commented, "but I was thinking of skills you could
apply during office hours."
Mrs. Smith explained brightly, "Oh, that was during office hours."
Work Environment
Work Environment: (Wise manager) + (Wise employee) = PROFIT (Wise manager) + (Dumb employee) = PRODUCTION(Dumb manager) + (Wise employee) = PROMOTION (Dumb manager) + (Dumb employee) = OVERTIME
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